On this beautiful, sunny, crisp, fall like day, I thought I would share a few of my adorable monsters recent funnies :) Feel free to share some your kids darndest lines - I would love to hear them!
The other day our family was playing a good old fashioned game of "cops and robbers". Officers Hambone and Porkchop were on patrol, while the hoodlum parents were out perusing the streets. While strolling the streets all innocent like I was suddenly approached by Officer Hambone. With a very serious and stern face I was told that I was being arrested for speeding (apparently I was speed walking?). I was instructed to turn around so he could cuff me. Then Officer Hambone motioned to the chair, told me to sit, and shouted "You have the right to remain silent and you will have your day in Court". His sidekick, Officer Porkchop, dutifully chimes in, waving his plastic police baton saying "Yeah, and we have woopins (aka weapons), so don't even think about escaping!" It took everything I had to not laugh at him and when they turned to chase down my partner in crime I escaped!
and don't forget to live, laugh and love xo
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The other day our family was playing a good old fashioned game of "cops and robbers". Officers Hambone and Porkchop were on patrol, while the hoodlum parents were out perusing the streets. While strolling the streets all innocent like I was suddenly approached by Officer Hambone. With a very serious and stern face I was told that I was being arrested for speeding (apparently I was speed walking?). I was instructed to turn around so he could cuff me. Then Officer Hambone motioned to the chair, told me to sit, and shouted "You have the right to remain silent and you will have your day in Court". His sidekick, Officer Porkchop, dutifully chimes in, waving his plastic police baton saying "Yeah, and we have woopins (aka weapons), so don't even think about escaping!" It took everything I had to not laugh at him and when they turned to chase down my partner in crime I escaped!
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So I'm watching t.v. when I hear a little voice shouting "Mommy, drop your stuff and come and wipe my butt because it's a hard one to get to." I smiled, but chose not to respond so he would do it himself.
His little voice then shouted even louder,"MOMMY - DO YOU HEAR MY WORDS?" I decided I probably should go help before he started using more of my lines.
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Yesterday while walking home from school I asked Hambone what he learned in school. Of course he didn't remember. When I asked Porkchop, he looked up at me with his most serious face and said "Oh Mommy, we don't learn anything in this class. We just have fun!" I'm sure his teacher will be happy to hear that.
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Until next time, for all you MSU Spartan fans out there - GO GREEN!!! GO WHITE!!!
and don't forget to live, laugh and love xo
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