I had a somewhat uncomfortable conversation with my 3 year old Porkchop the other day that went something like this:
"Mommy, I know you pee out of your butt, because you don't have a penis." What on earth made him suddenly decide to tell me this???
Hhhmmm. "You are right honey, Mommy does not have a penis, but I do not pee out of my butt." I hoped that was enough of an explanation, but I should have known better.
"Then where does your pee come from?"
Uggghhhhh, uncomfortableness..... "Mommy has a vagina."
"What's a gina".
"Quick, look outside, I see a flying pig!!"
And that was the end of that. I hope he doesn't ask me where babys come from anytime soon!
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